Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
