Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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