she smelled like a LAN party
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i think im in europe. pls send help
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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