I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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