It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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