If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I could fuck to npr.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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