i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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