After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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