when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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