He is such a slut. More and more my type.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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