who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You left your phone here
Wait...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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