idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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