New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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