I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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