I must be too annoying 4 u.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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