Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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