ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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