Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
