Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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