He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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