When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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