Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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