Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
