That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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