I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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