Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out