He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.