; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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