That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We have so much sex to catch up on
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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