Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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