"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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