You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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