I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize