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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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