I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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