question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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