all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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