I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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