so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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