big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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