awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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