Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Four minutes until I can fart!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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