I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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