I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
