i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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