Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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