awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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