Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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