But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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