The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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