But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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