Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Drake has all the answers
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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