Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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