We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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